Projects

Prose

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The Dark Heart
mid 2009
(As Kristy Whaley)
- Contains 9 stories, 2 of which are excerpts
- Was hosted on a friend's gmail account

Unprovoked Acts of Literacy
mid 2010
(As Kristy Whaley)
- Contains 20 stories, 2 of which are continued, randomly selected parts of the same excerpts as DH
- Contains 7 original poems

The Thirst For Thought
mid 2010
(As Kristy Whaley)
- Abandoned, as of November 2010
- Contains 11 stories, 1 is an unrelated excerpt

One Lonely Knight
early 2011
(As Kristy Whaley)
- Contains 9 original stories
- If you were an 80s teen, you'll get the site's theme- The bonus material contains 3 older poems, mostly silly stuff

Walloping Wailing Wah Wah
late 2011
(As William F. Whaley)
- It's about a girl, and a boy, escaping the perils of sappy stories. Expect most of the cast to die off, once or twice
- The site name would have been whalefail.blogspot, but someone else thought that up first
- This'll be my first real attempt to write-as-I-go a whole novella online
- Rough draft completed in 2012; may publish online via lulu.com & have Jay edit

Homemade Man
2008-2012
(As William F. Whaley)
- The loveable story of Joe Collins; 47, unemployed -- he hangs with his underage hooker-girlfriend, and pines for his vengeful wife. On one hand, he's hunting for his drug dealer, and he's being hunted on the other.
- Site would have been just plain homemademan.blogspot, but that was taken.
- This was completed in 2009, but is being edited now, for online viewing. 

Blogs

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You Read What I Said
2011
(As William F. Whaley)
- Random blog
- Random stuff -- reviews, rants, etc
- Occasional highlight about releases

Konnichi What?
2011
(As William F. Whaley)
- Seldom-updated language blog
- More quatrains!
- Features bad French, Japanese, and occasionally Spanish

Poetry

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Her Inner Workings
late 2009
(As Kristy Whaley)
- Contains 2 poems, per year (2005-2009)
- The entirety of this content was old work, by this point; it was supposed to be a sort of portfolio, or something

Fluffy Poetry from the Bowels of Discontent
Early 2011
(As William F. Whaley)
- First publication as William M. F. Whaley
- Facebook challenge

A Graceful Kick to the Face
2010-2011
(As William F. Whaley)
- An entire site dedicated to quatrains about Van Damme movies
- Even the writer wonders why he does this shit

Streetlights in the Parking Lots of Hell
2011-2012
(As William F. Whaley)
- Inspired by Dad & Lisa's divorce, Louis CK, and The Mountain Goats.
- Started with the poem, "House of Broken Dreams", which, as it turns out, is not song-material.

Artwork

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Elle Hombre
2011
- Another dA account; I'm still too Welfare to front my own bandwidth
- When in doubt, restart

Omega-bits
2009-2011
- Hosted on Deviantart, because I'm a cheap bastard
- Started off as a gallery, is now a doodle collection
- Apparently, this is the least impressive collection I have

Logical Nonsense
2005-2008
- Hosted on dA; mostly photography
- Apparently, I used to be real good with a camera. Believe it or not, I generally had 90% of my film photos to turn out exactly as I wanted them to. The downside was how long it took me to line those shots up. The upside was that it took less film to get things done. The next downside was when I stopped being able to take pictures and develop them quick enough to advance as a photographer

Sutaki
2004-2005
- Hosted on dA; mostly doodles of my self-insert anime creations. They existed for the sole purpose of doodling on an oekaki board. You can really see that Disney influence, working its magic, even back then. I blame this time period for my sense of coloration
- Ever wanted to see how emo I got at 16?
- I'm so baller that I did all of this artwork with a mouse and MSPaint. And it shows