- 8/12/11 -- Every year that goes by, Bill is continually reminded of his long-lost love, Karl. 2009 was a really productive year. The only issue with Karl's story is that his wife exists in the same material. Cynthia is an nonredeemable bitch, and Bill hates her. Also, their surviving daughter is an overly-realistic teenage bitch. But.. Bill still misses Karl, his little darling.
- 8/12/11 -- It took 3 months for Bill to get to the final installment in one of his super-weird Van Damme poems. Bill signed up for Paypal, so, his first mission is to track down and capture a signed poster of Time Cop.
- Bill is a lot funnier when he doesn't sleep. He should base his entire internet persona/writing career on this state of mind... Bill Hicks needed liquor; Bill Whaley needs sleep-dep.
- 8/12/11 This month, Bill is randomly linking his FB page, in hopes that someone mistakes it for the Bill Whaley that some asshole keeps googling for a death certificate. Also, what is "segst vzdmo", and why does it lead to my websites?
- As if there aren't enough reviewers clogging the internet -- Bill dabbles in the art of opinions.
- 8/18/11 - Bill is looking for public opinion, too.
- 8/18/11 - Bill is considering making a story about conspiracy theory stuff. Very scary. ["You need some exploding kittens." -- Susan.]
- 8/25/11 - [5:28:06 AM] William F. Whaley: I googled my man name for the fuck of it. I hear that google personalizes searches. I wish it wouldn't. I wanted to see who the other William F. Whaley is that people are looking for.
[5:28:21 AM] William F. Whaley: As far as I can tell, he's a US Army guy who died in 2008.
[5:29:00 AM] William F. Whaley: Google shows me about 7 of my pages at the top of the listing. I didn't know that I referred to myself as an asshole as often as I do.
[5:29:17 AM] William F. Whaley: It's pretty much my subtitle.
- 8/25/11 - I need a plot, man. I've got all the equipment; I'm loaded with paper, etc.- 8/25/11: 9:09 AM - Bill abandons Mozilla because that fucker keeps crashing during crucial updates. Fuuuuuuuuuck off. Bill adopts Opera, instead. Said updates of today were my other-than-me link list. I lost about two links, and now I forget what the fuck they were.
- 8/11/25 -- Bill updates his profile.. finally.
- 8/11/29 -- Bill sees his doctor. The transition is on.. slowly. He's being hooked up with a gender specialist ASAP. This one's in Vernon. Bill also gets his meds upped; he's been a crazy cunt for the last little while -- gotta work on that!!
- 8/29/11 Bill rediscovers his Tumblr account. Why? He doesn't know, either.
